Comments on: Boots Giving Away Worthless Therapies

By: Jim

Jim — Sun, 23 Aug 2009 22:22:26 +0000

Perhaps Boots are on to a thing here.

They suggest a mix and match in the hope that a random, and perhaps even beneficial, synergistic effect is realised from such a cocktail of drugs. It's sure to ameliorate some physiological rumination, though almost certainly not the one for which any of the component cocktails were arbitrarily thrown together.

By: anaximperator

anaximperator — Mon, 10 Aug 2009 13:16:11 +0000

It gets funnier and funnier

By: Mojo

Mojo — Mon, 10 Aug 2009 08:23:16 +0000

"There Worthless Therapies and the sign says they are Complimentary"

You get what you pay for.

By: anaximperator

anaximperator — Sun, 09 Aug 2009 09:25:57 +0000

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By: Peterd102

Peterd102 — Sat, 08 Aug 2009 12:00:28 +0000

There Worthless Therapies and the sign says they are Complimentary – like tea and coffe at a hotel. So you must just be able to walk out the store with them. Maybe its the 3 for 2 bit thats misspelled. It was actually meant to read 'Free for you'. That would make your old £100 challenge even cheaper

By: anaximperator

anaximperator — Sat, 08 Aug 2009 07:41:24 +0000

'What is it, eh? Sort of "Cat's smile"?'
Yes, that's it, Cat's smile – you know, complImentary therapy! As a matter of fact, I can testify that it works, 'cause only reading about it has already made my day. And it figures, after all, everyone likes a compliment, that's not very complecated. I could have thought of it meself, though sadly I haven't. *sigh*

By: SVETLANA PERTSOVICH

SVETLANA PERTSOVICH — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 17:43:18 +0000

And are these calcium tablets a homeopathy too? Oh, what an interesting thing! Minerals are absent in them, but the balance is present What is it, eh? Sort of "Cat's smile"? Cat is absent, but his smile is present…
What a wonderful fairy-tale ! However, I never thought that the doctors, which prescribe the remedies, so love the different fairy-tales…

By: Cavall de Quer

Cavall de Quer — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 16:34:34 +0000

"Cardiff University"………..

UNIVERSITY? !!!!!

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 15:34:09 +0000

Complimentary therapy could be whole new field of complementary therapy.
You could treat any ailment by telling the sufferer they have a nice hairdo and are a snappy dresser (and of course charge them £100 per hour for the privilege). It would be just as effective as homeopathy.

By: Le Canard Noir

Le Canard Noir — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 12:37:53 +0000

Anon – any chance of scanning and sending me copies of the Boots training materials?