{"id":672,"date":"2006-07-13T12:23:00","date_gmt":"2006-07-13T12:23:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.quackometer.net\/wpblog\/2006\/07\/the-quest-for-the-perfect-quack.html"},"modified":"2006-07-13T12:23:00","modified_gmt":"2006-07-13T12:23:00","slug":"quest-for-perfect-quack","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.quackometer.net\/blog\/2006\/07\/quest-for-perfect-quack.html","title":{"rendered":"The Quest For The Perfect Quack!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well, I&#8217;ve had a bit of time to put some effort into the Quackometer, and now it has a few new features and improvements.<\/p>\n<p>1. First &#8211; <strong>&#8216;Am I a Quack or Not?&#8217;<\/strong> will allow you to type in a name and see how Quacky that person is. More on this later&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>2. Secondly, we have some tables ranking web sites and suspect quacks to give some highlights for the day. This should change on a day-by-day basis.<\/p>\n<p>3. I have also added the first of some analysis features to let you see why the quackometer has given the rating it has. I want to make this a useful tool for quackbusting, so if you have any ideas, let me know.<\/p>\n<p>So the challenge is this&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>It looks fairly easy to find very quacky web sites and to score a perfect 10 in quackiness, but can we find the <strong>Perfect Quack<\/strong>?<\/p>\n<p>The Perfect Quack will score 10 on the quackometer. This is indeed possible but we haven&#8217;t found a Perfect Quack yet. In order to score a perfect 10, the quackometer has to rate the top three sites returned by Google as 10 Canard sites. Who has this dubious distinction?<\/p>\n<p>Just as Dudley Moore gave Bo Derek a perfect 10, I would like to award a perfect 10 to a suitable Quack. So far, &#8216;Dr&#8217; Gillian McKeith &#8216;PhD&#8217; tops the polls with a very commendable 8 Canards. Not quite good enough though. (Never did I think I would write a paragraph containing both Bo Derek and Gillian McKeith!)<\/p>\n<p>If you find a Perfect Quack, let me know and I will keep an Honour Roll of Perfect Quacks. I may even think of a small prize for the first one!<\/p>\n<p>Happy Quack Hunting!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div class=\"mh-excerpt\"><p>Well, I&#8217;ve had a bit of time to put some effort into the Quackometer, and now it has a few new features and improvements. 1. <a class=\"mh-excerpt-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.quackometer.net\/blog\/2006\/07\/quest-for-perfect-quack.html\" title=\"The Quest For The Perfect Quack!\">[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[178],"class_list":["post-672","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.quackometer.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/672","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.quackometer.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.quackometer.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.quackometer.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.quackometer.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=672"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.quackometer.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/672\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.quackometer.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=672"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.quackometer.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=672"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.quackometer.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=672"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}